Sunday, September 18, 2016

KAAIHUE IS MISSING IN ACTION

PLEASE HELP FIND HAWAIIS MOST WANTED POLITICIAN!!

SHE WENT MISSING.
SHE IS THE REPUBLICAN GOP NOMINEE FOR THE 
HAWAII GENERAL ELECTION,
AND A DEMOCRAT FOR THE SPECIAL ELECTION.
IF YOU KNOW HER WHEREABOUTS, PLEASE CALL 911

"THIS IS ILLEGAL, WE CAN'T LET HER TAKE DOWN THE BUDDHIST EMPIRE,
SHE IS HUMILATING US, ALL THESE YEARS, SHE IS HUMILIATING US! 
THIS MUST STOP! SOMEONE DO SOMETHING, PUT HER IN A STRAIGHT JACKET,
GIVE HER PILLS, ARREST HER, FIND SOMETHING! JUST MAKE HER STOP!", 
STATED A FAT HAWAIIAN WITH CHRONIC METH MOUTH SYNDROME, ANOTHER KAAIHUE FAMILY MEMBER, WE ARE SO EMBARRASSED TO HAVE A KAAIHUE RUNNING IN POLITICS, SHE IS EMBARASSING OUR FAMILY NAME.

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